Hello.
Welcome.
If you're reading this, then that makes you a very unique person. For you, yes you, are reading the very first blog, a blog that in this moment most likely has and has had (apart from our mother) no readers other than that of yourself. And what is this blog that you are reading that you have somehow stumbled upon as you surf the interweb at some unusual hours of the morning (you really should go to bed, that's what our mother would tell you)? Why this is the first unread blog for our brand new site that also no one actually at this point knows about. But, wait, soon that may all change! Read on, if you wish to learn the tales of our new start up adventure. As we share our experiences conversing with suppliers who only know English as their fifth or sixth language. Fear not, this will not be some xenophobic rant, for we find it a marvel of our modern wonderfully interconnected world that for the price of a free email or an Alibaba inquiry we can converse with a friendly helpful person in the middle of China about their latest products. But despite our admiration for their language and merciless negotiating skills it always brings an unironic smile to our dials when we receive these overtly friendly emails that go something along the lines of
Hello Dearest Friend
How are you ?We are looking for long term business ,As we have received your buying request ,and we are pofessional seller of electronics.
Nice to offer best quality with my best service to you !
So as our brothers and sisters in China would say as they try to get an extra cent per piece on their whizz bang gizmo, "Hello my very special friend". We hope you will come back to read more about our exploits and perhaps take a look over at our website. You may see something you like. Happy Style Huntin' Adventures to Ye All.
Mr.G & Mz.P aka BeastBopper.
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